I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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