She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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