In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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