Dual....:-)
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
