Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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