I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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