whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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