I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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