You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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