She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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