I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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