I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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