Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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