my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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