Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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