what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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