I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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