and i looked up. we had an audience...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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