My balls are so social today.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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