Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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