I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
grandma shit on top of the toilet
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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