They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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