why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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