is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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