Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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