Well apparently he's into motor boating.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
two words...techno handjob
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.