You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?