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(707): View more from California

I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.

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(206): View more from Washington

So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.

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(410): View more from Maryland

just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.

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(954): View more from Florida

Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook

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(905): View more from Ontario

I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket

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