so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.