Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.

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(607): View more from New York

you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY

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(217): View more from Illinois

I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school

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(217): View more from Illinois

Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop

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(425): View more from Washington

I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt

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(509): View more from Washington

I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty

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(208): View more from Idaho

We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.

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(971): View more from Oregon

I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?

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