White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Randomize
