I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I think I am morally bankrupt
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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