Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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