Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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