i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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