My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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