I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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