She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
