But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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