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Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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