Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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