hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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