Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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