Is it normal to miss your booty call?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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