my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
When did angry sex become our thing?
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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