it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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