Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
