I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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