I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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