this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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