I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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