The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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