Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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