STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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