Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I wish i was in the wii world.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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