I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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