Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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