I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I currently don't understand fingers.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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