Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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